translation => arashi @ winkup message board jul'08 + others
wow. its been pretty long since i did this. i wonder how long ohmiya is going to keep up with the exchanges.

the stupid qns of the month is, what do you buy when you go to the convenience store.
"answers in between these quoation marks for arashi members"

"

okada junichi: to the people below
to matsujun (matsumoto jun) kun: the son of my acquaintance asked for your autograph. when we meet next time, please give me 3 of your autographs.
to sakurai (sho) kun: ...sakurai kun, please give me 2 of your autographs as well.
i'll need 3 autographs from matsujun kun and 2 from sakurai kun. for just a bit, i sound like a sempai (laughes).

matsumoto jun: to the people below
to leader (ohno satoshi): congratulations on your role in maou! no matter what kind of devil will be appearing, i'm looking forward to the show...let's leave such jokes aside (laughes), i'm awaiting eagerly for the first broadcast.
to (ikuta) toma: there are things i want to talk to you about. that's all.
"yogurt. i can't eat savoury food in the morning. so i tend to eat stuff like fruits or yogurt."

(me: gawd. i'm happy mj has a message for ohno. juntoshi♥. SM pairings win forever.)

ninomiya kazunari: to (ohno) satoshi
although i'm happy you feel that way, i'm going away for a trip right now. sorry to leave you by yourself. but i'll send you a message again while i'm on my trip.
"it's got to comics, aint it"

[[ohno's prev message to (ninomiya) kazu:
as time passes, i noticed one thing. while i'm spacing out, i'll naturally come to think of you...in the end, i still can't do without you. i like kazu the best!]]

shameless

nakayama yuma: to matsumoto jun kun
thank you for your recent message to me. in order to catch up with matsumoto kun, i hope to learn and grow even more. i'll try my very best!

yamasaki kunta: to ninomiya (kazunari) kun
i've watched himitsu no arashi chan. the card magic that ninomiya kun performed in the show was so cool. please teach me card magic next time. i'm 'buying' that trick (laughes).

(me: ok, i'm done with arashi's part but you know, the most interesting battle in WU message board right now is between pi, jin and ryo. although i sorely wish for ryo and matsujun XD. oh, btw, if you haven't noticed, i always translate the names exactly as how they had appeared in the mag.
name in bold = the name used by the guy who left the message.
name in brackets = elaboration by WU (in case, you dont know who "kazu" is, i guess, haha)
it signifies how close(or distant) the guys are.)

[[akanishi jin's prev message to nikishido (ryo):
oi, "sujisaru" (WU: a muscular monkey). you should try to have a more manly body too]]

yamashita tomohisa: to akanishi (jin)
oi, akanishi. don't call others "muscle monkey", you need to try harder too!

nikishido ryo: to (akanishi) jin
i'll try harder.

"

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love letters from arashi (only ohmiya cos i'm a biased biatch :D)

nino:
thank you for your constant support! firstly, no matter what, i hope that everyone can have a good time at the concerts. this is the most important thing. although i think people are probably not aware that i know magic...who knows, i might perform it in the dome concerts (laughes). please look forward to it. if i did not perform magic in the concerts, that would probably be due to the receival of a comment like "ah...it cannot be done because the audience can view the performance in every single angle possible" (laughes). well, i hope to receive support for this. if you were to see me, i would be very happy if you can say something like "i really wanted to watch you perform magic!" (laughes)
-- ninomiya kazunari

ohno:
good evening, i'm satoshi. i'm right in the middle of the dome tour. ah, it's already so late (for some reason, he started a mini play). good night...ah, but before that! i forgot to say something that i wanted to say to everyone.
...i like you very much♥ good night!
-- ohno satoshi

what a crappy love letter!

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and you know i love ohnoxchinen.

just a tiny excerpt. the hsj part in WU was on "the part which fans are not aware of". hsj were talking about how radiant chinen's smile is....but he actually has a poisonous tongue lol.

daiki: ...it's hard to imagine that he can actually spit out such venomous words when he has that kirakira (radiant) smile. that's the kind of character he is (laughes)
takaki: he's JUMP's nikishido kun (laughes)
chinen: that's great! but i want to become someone like arashi's ohno kun.
daiki: how about becoming someone with a split of both nikishido kun and ohno's kun characters...that said, it would be a very difficult character (laughes)

ohno + nikishido = OMG THE ULTIMATE MATE FOR MATSUJUN LOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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that's all guys! i've gotta work on learning the guitar and making wallpaper requests

p.s.: isnt it amazing? how himitsu chan is an hour long show (47 mins without CMs) and ohno is capable of sitting through it without saying a sentence that consists of more than 10 words.

UNLESS HE WAS SO BORING THAT HE WAS 100% EDITED OUT. TOTALLY POSSIBLE, I SAY.

p.p.s.: not beta read~

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